No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.
When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.
You can shuffle my deck any day!
That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.
People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax.
If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.