There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young.