I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner.