Bruce McCulloch Quotes

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

I got through college realizing business was repugnant.

Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.