I know how to turn it on [computer]. I know where the disc goes: in that little slot but I can't always get it out. And I have three genius-level computer savvy kids who save my ass all the time. I'll tell you what I don't do. I don't watch the news on TV anymore. I get my news online. And like all of you, I Google whoever I want.

I'm really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life.

But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you.