I know how to turn it on [computer]. I know where the disc goes: in that little slot but I can't always get it out. And I have three genius-level computer savvy kids who save my ass all the time. I'll tell you what I don't do. I don't watch the news on TV anymore. I get my news online. And like all of you, I Google whoever I want.
Bruce WillisBalding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
Bruce WillisMy wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
Bruce Willis