Bruce Willis Quotes

But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you.

I watch 2001: A Space Odyssey every time it’s on. I made the kids watch it every time, too, and now they just love watching it. Stanley Kubrick’s great. And Blade Runner is one of my top three science fiction films. A lot of it has come true.

Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

At 25, you've got millions of brain cells to kill.

When you think about where are you going to find that big love of your life, you seldom think it's someone you already know. You think it's someone you're yet to meet.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

I know how to turn it on [computer]. I know where the disc goes: in that little slot but I can't always get it out. And I have three genius-level computer savvy kids who save my ass all the time. I'll tell you what I don't do. I don't watch the news on TV anymore. I get my news online. And like all of you, I Google whoever I want.

If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It's just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

What I say is what I say, I don't always say the right thing, I don't always say the politically correct thing. I don't have any regrets about that.

They hear you own up, and they learn to own up.

I think I'm much more afraid of making a mistake in raising my daughters than I would be with any work that I do, as an actor. It's a much higher scale of fear, raising kids.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

I think that there are a lot of law enforcement officers out there who work according to their own set of what is right and what is wrong. And that doesn't always include respect for administration cops, you know, people that are higher up the food chain.

If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they've seen, then I question your judgment.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.

I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.

No one predicts the future. No one tries to.

I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don't wear makeup in real life. It's just part of the gig, that's all.

I never think there's any competition between films. I root for everybody's films. I especially have a fond place in my heart for graphic novels and comics.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

It's an eclectic film and I think we served the novel really well. And we had a great cast who worked for free. Everyone read it and said, I'm in, from Nick [Nolte] to Albert [Finney] to Omar [Epps] to Barbara [Hershey]. We really had fun and shot it in a very short time. I think the subject matter is more topical today, more to the point, than it was 30 years ago, when it concerned the Vietnam War.

I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and it says: "Rips his shirt off and casually throws it onto chair" - and you're going to go to the gym the next day because nobody wants to see your big fat arse out there taking your shirt off!

I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.

I just try to go to work, and concentrate on coming home to my girls.

I always question whether it's the right time for anything I do.

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.

There are lots of different parts of movie-making that I participate in, but my favorite part is the making of it. I'm scared, every day. I keep thinking someone's going to throw me the ball and I'm going to go, "Oh, wow. Oh, god. I just messed that up."

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.

If you take guns away from legal gun owners then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would fight for your life, whatever your beliefs. You'd use a rock or tear one of these chairs out of the floor. Hey, maybe I've been watching too many Bruce Willis movies!

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

I could never write my memoirs, just because too many people are still alive and would be hurt.

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head.

I'm always being accused of being a Hollywood Republican, but I'm not! I have just as many Democratic ideas as Republican ones. If they could build three fewer bombs every month and give the money to foster care, that would be great.

Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who's kidding who?

The difference between trying to be fit and not being fit really means the difference between life and death.

After I did the first Die Hard I said I'd never do another, same after I did the second one and the third. The whole genre was running itself into the ground.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

I got to work with Dustin Hoffman on a film called 'Billy Bathgate.' I got to work with Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn and Bob Zemeckis on 'Death Becomes Her.' There are still a few actors out there that I would like to work with.

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.

I have just as many liberal ideas as I have conservative ideas that I argue with myself sometimes.