At 25, you've got millions of brain cells to kill.

Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?

You wouldn't want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You'd get bummed out, and you'd just stay at home and watch the news.

Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who's kidding who?

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

I had no idea Canada could be so much fun.