If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

I have just as many liberal ideas as I have conservative ideas that I argue with myself sometimes.

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms. They were all very important when we didn't know why the sun moved, why weather changed, why hurricanes occurred, or volcanoes happened. Modern religion is the end trail of modern mythology. But there are people who interpret the Bible literally. Literally! I choose not to believe that's the way. And that's what makes America cool, you know?

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.

I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and it says: "Rips his shirt off and casually throws it onto chair" - and you're going to go to the gym the next day because nobody wants to see your big fat arse out there taking your shirt off!