You wouldn't want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You'd get bummed out, and you'd just stay at home and watch the news.

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

I think that there are a lot of law enforcement officers out there who work according to their own set of what is right and what is wrong. And that doesn't always include respect for administration cops, you know, people that are higher up the food chain.

There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I'm not as well-known as I am here. I'm a pretty big star, folks - I don't have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say.

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.

They look right. And you move left.