I like having the dough to come and go as I please.

I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don't wear makeup in real life. It's just part of the gig, that's all.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

I have just as many liberal ideas as I have conservative ideas that I argue with myself sometimes.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.

After I did the first Die Hard I said I'd never do another, same after I did the second one and the third. The whole genre was running itself into the ground.