Bryan Callen Quotes

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

My parents were really nice to me.

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.