Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
As an actor, you're never busy enough.
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.