I just want to say one word to you-just one word ..."plastics!" ... There's a great future in plastics.

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife.

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.

There are all sorts of topics and themes that just recur time and time again, which either means people have less imagination or that people never get bored of them... or both!

I just want to say one word to you-just one word ..."plastics!" ... There's a great future in plastics.