They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?