If I didn't have so much of this life all wrong I would have gotten it right by now.

I should have told You before talking in terms of Forever that any given day wears me out and works me sour, that there are nights when the sky is so clear I stand obnoxious underneath it begging for the stars to shoot at me just so I can feel at Home.

You're a free-standing landing pad held together by choir claps.

We were never tragedies. We were emergencies. You go ahead, call 9-1-1. Tell them I'm havin' a fantastic time.

Everybody knows that smiling is for little girls, the gays and certain kinds of fish who are smiling by accident.

If we were created in God’s image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.

If we really do get what we give then I give up, so I can get up.