I'm-going-to-tilt-my-head-at-a-perpendicular-angle-and-then-attempt-to-extract-your-soul-through-your-mouth-like-some-giant-alien-sucker-fish

I am reasonably happy, providing I keep busy.

I walked out of class one day and I never went back

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

You see, if you make believe hard enough that something is true, then it is true for you.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

Take the feeling of hunger out of your gut, and you're no longer a champion