I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.

Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?

A circus is like a mother in whom one can confide and who rewards and punishes.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any

You see, if you make believe hard enough that something is true, then it is true for you.