Take the feeling of hunger out of your gut, and you're no longer a champion

Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.

I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any

Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death

I'm-going-to-tilt-my-head-at-a-perpendicular-angle-and-then-attempt-to-extract-your-soul-through-your-mouth-like-some-giant-alien-sucker-fish

Most people seem to think I'm the kind of guy who shaves with a blowtorch. Actually I'm bookish and worrisome.

I did something wrong - once.