These self-anointed intellectuals are people who think that those who believe in God and Jesus Christ, those who 'cling to their guns and their religion,' are a lower form of animal life, while they, themselves, have no problem whatever accepting Obama as a messiah and, in the past, deifying the likes of Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. Let's face it, when you kneel in a church, you're accepting that there is something greater and wiser than yourself in the universe. When, on the other hand, you kneel to a left-wing politician, you're merely emulating Monica Lewinsky.
Burt PrelutskyFinally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician.
Burt PrelutskyWe are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.
Burt PrelutskyIn California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
Burt PrelutskyWhere taxes are concerned, there are two clear-cut points of view. There are those who think they're too high and those who think they should be even higher because, after all, politicians spend our money far more wisely than we do. The obvious solution I'd propose is that the people in the first group would pay less and those in the second group would pay more. Lots more.
Burt Prelutsky