If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
You're not a man until your father says you're a man.
If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.