I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
There are three stages of an actor's career. Young, old, and "You look good".
I had an Indian Scout motorcycle during high school, but I never could take it to school. My dad would sneak out at night and pull the spark-plug wires.
If I want to be up for an Academy Award, I'm either going to have to play a tour de force of some kind or have a tracheotomy just before the nominations.