When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

A fan is a fan is a friend no matter what current he/she/it operates on, AC or DC. Thanks for being one of mine.

I love Stroker Ace. I love the whole team. Jim Nabors really stole the show, and Ned Beatty, well I've made more of my movies with Ned Beatty than anybody else.

Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.

Florida is a very healing place.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

All of the younger actors keep coming up to me and asking me where all of the land mines are because they know I've stepped on them all.