Writing is difficult. It's a time commitment, it's labor and I'd have to get myself to sit down and actually do the work and outline.

It's weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names. Guys, my kids will be therapy for LOTS of reasons, I'm sure.

It's ludicrous that my friends in California aren't able to legally get married. It's a civil rights issue. In 20 years we're going to look back at tapes of these antigay people saying ridiculous things on the news and it's going to sound as antiquated as the newsreels of horrible racists from the '50s.

There are some people that don't take jobs because they think that they're too good for them or that they aspire to do something greater than the job that they're being presented with. I've just never been from that school.

Every episode has a purpose to move the story forward.

I never underestimate the power of hot rollers for your hair and eyelash curlers for your eyelashes.

Sometimes that happens when people don't really know how long they're going to have to stretch their story out for.