We didn't name Birdie before she was born. When she came out I said, 'I think we gotta go with Birdie, I think that's her name.'

My husband has no desire to work with me. He gets paid a lot of money to write giant movies. He's not into humoring me with my projects.

I had a baby with no pain medicine, mainly because most people I talked to didn't think I'd be able to do it. So there!

I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.

There are some people that don't take jobs because they think that they're too good for them or that they aspire to do something greater than the job that they're being presented with. I've just never been from that school.

I'm so happy for anyone who chooses to get married! I want more people to join the club.

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.