Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.

Change his mind. Tell him you're sorry you grilled his shorts." That you're sorry you've got ice running through your veins .

I don’t know what to tell you, Perry. Life’s hard. Love’s harder

When it walks like a saint, and quacks like a saint- it's a quacking saint." -Della

She couldn’t help wondering if that was how one made the decision to forgive or not. If letting go hurt more than accepting someone’s mistakes.

But you are making assumptions without all the facts, and that's not a sign of intelligence.

Have you been smoking something? Seriously, I think you're a werewolf. This new snarky attitude is a dead giveaway." "And vampires aren't snarky?" Kylie rolled her eyes. "No, we're pissy. Snarky and pissy are two totally different things.