And this is what you get for laughing at me." He pulled her up a few inches until his lips touched hers.

Derek's the nicest guy I know. He would never...you know." "He better not...you know!" Hayden bit out.

I mean . . . who was it that said if the door is locked, find a window. If the windows locked, well . . . break it. If it won't break then find a freaking sledgehammer and make a new one.

I became blinded by what I thought I needed to do. I was wrong. I was stupid. But not for one minute did I ever stop loving you. And that's why I deserve to be forgiven.

You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.

Kylie watched as his shirttail upward, exposing a very hard abdomen. The hem of his shirt inched higher, and she took in the cutest inny belly button she'd ever seen. And then his chest. Solid. Hard. A few drops of water glistened against his skin. Hear heart beat to the sound of passion again.

Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.