Kylie looked up towards the sky. "Sometimes I just wish Heaven wasn't so far away.

Be patient? That's all you've got for me?" Steve complained ten minutes later. Kylie glanced up at Perry, circling them as they sat behind the office, and then frowned at Steve. "I don't know why everyone thinks I'm the love guru.

She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.

Life's hard, Love's harder.

Life isn't supposed to be easy. Generally speaking, the harder something is the more rewarding the results will be.

I mean, if your about to tell me something like I'm dead, that i need to start acquiring a taste for blood, and I can't even eat sushi, I wont be able to handle it. Or if you're going to tell me that I'm going to start howling at the moon, eating peoples cats, and will spend the rest of my life having to get waxed if I want to wear a bathing suit, then I don't think I can handle it, either. I like cats and I tried waxing once, and that hurt like a son of a gun." -Kylie

You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.