Confession can be good for the soul, but it can exact a heavy toll on friendships.

Do you suppose the human race invented boredom to make the prospect of death more palatable?

Now I know why women get their ears pierced. Once they've survived this ordeal of mutilation, they can face the discomforts of childbirth with equanimity.

Confession can be good for the soul, but it can exact a heavy toll on friendships.

I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives.

Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?

One of the tragic consequences of divorce is that the kids are legally obligated by the courts to spend a fixed amount of time with their dads. In normal families, dads and children happily ignore each other.