I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained.

Never love someone whom you think you need to mend – or who makes you feel like you should be mended. There are boys out there who look for shining girls; they will stand next to you and say quiet things in your ear that only you can hear and that will slowly drain the joy out of your heart. The books about vampires are true, baby. Drive a stake through their hearts and run away.

A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.

Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.

The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes.