I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.

I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.

Who doesn't have a friend who worships her lover with a passion that seems baffling to everyone that knows them? Before you met him for the first time, she'd talked him up like he was a cross between Indiana Jones, Barack Obama and The Doctor. When you finally meet him, he's a quiet little thing who looks like a baked bean in glasses, and actually says 'harumph' as spelt.

Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.