If you've been fat, you will always feel and see the world as a fat person; you know how difficult it is... It's the same coming from a working-class background... it never leaves you.

If I'm going to spunk £500 on a pair of designer shoes, it's going to be a pair that I can a) dance to 'Bad Romance' in and b) will allow me to run away from a murderer, should one suddenly decide to give chase.

I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays.

I don't want children anyway,' Caz says. 'So I'm getting nothing out of this whatsoever. I want my entire reproductive system taken out, and replaced with spare lungs, for when I start smoking. I want that option. This is pointless.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.

Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - but 'Girl Power' meant nothing more than being friends with your friends.