A library in the middle of a community is a cross between an emergency exit, a life raft and a festival.

I don't want children anyway,' Caz says. 'So I'm getting nothing out of this whatsoever. I want my entire reproductive system taken out, and replaced with spare lungs, for when I start smoking. I want that option. This is pointless.

You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.

Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful.

A 'sign of weakness' for a male celebrity is being found to be unfaithful, or unkind to an employee, or having crashed their car while stoned out of their tiny minds. A 'sign of weakness' for a woman, on the other hand, can be a single, unflattering picture.

Whenever I see a taboo, I just think that's something we need to drag screaming out into the light and discuss. Because taboos are where our fears live, and taboos are the things that keep us tiny. Particularly for women.

Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.