And every book, you find, has its own social group--friends of its own it wants to introduce you to, like a party in the library that need never, ever end.

If you read all your history books, there are no women in them.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I feel in my bones that Lady Gaga is a true strident feminist and good for my soul - but how do I square this with the fact that she's constantly walking around in her bra and pants, even at, like, airports and stuff, where even nudists wear a fleece and linen drawstring trousers?

If you do it properly, life is art, really.

I don't want children anyway,' Caz says. 'So I'm getting nothing out of this whatsoever. I want my entire reproductive system taken out, and replaced with spare lungs, for when I start smoking. I want that option. This is pointless.