We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.

Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful.

I come from grunge, and then Brit-pop, scenes where you boast about how little you spent on an outfit. ... Now, it seems you must find The Dress, then The Dress needs to have The Belt, and a complementary but not overly-matching bag must be found which works with not only the correct hosiery, but with something to throw over yourself if you become chilly.

To say that you have to carry to term and look after a child for the rest of your life is to say I force you, legally, to love someone. It's like saying, you know, you have to go and love another - you have to go - you know, you have to go marry someone. It's like an arranged marriage.