If I'm going to spunk £500 on a pair of designer shoes, it's going to be a pair that I can a) dance to 'Bad Romance' in and b) will allow me to run away from a murderer, should one suddenly decide to give chase.
Caitlin MoranMy core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.
Caitlin MoranLife divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.
Caitlin Moran