I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.

I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained.

But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.

I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

You should write, write, write every day, and learn to edit and pare it right back so you're proud of every sentence, and each one is either being useful or beautiful, but hopefully both.

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.