Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.
Caitlin MoranI do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.
Caitlin MoranYou wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the nurse takes my hand. But I don't think you do feel better at the end of the day. You look like humans have constantly disappointed you.
Caitlin MoranIt's actually technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism, you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place in society. You'd be too busy giving birth on the kitchen floor, biting down on a wooden spoon so as not to disturb the men's card game, before going back to hoeing the rutabaga field.
Caitlin Moran