Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.

When you live in a small house with five younger siblings, it's actually far more sensible- and much quicker- to cry alone.

You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening. When women find the right person, on the other hand, they just... disappear for six months, then resurface, eyes shiny, and usually about six pounds heavier.

Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.

But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.