It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

I loved Riot Grrl. Not only was it a punk rock revolution, but it meant you could get dressed for a night out for less than two pounds!

I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays.

I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat.

For throughout history, you can read the stories of women who - against all the odds - got being a woman right, but ended up being compromised, unhappy, hobbled or ruined, because all around them, society was still wrong. Show a girl a pioneering hero - Sylvia Plath, Dorothy Parker, Frida Kahlo, Cleopatra, Boudicca, Joan of Arc - and you also, more often than not, show a girl a woman who was eventually crushed.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

I've generally got low levels of embarrassment.