Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.

I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup.

It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.

Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

I am fully aware of what the word 'fat' means ... It's a swear word. It's a weapon. It's a sociological subspecies. It's an accusation, dismissal, and rejection.