I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!

I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.

But I don't like to, tell people how old I am. I like that to be a mystery.

What I say now is that the way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon. People pat me on the head, and I go to myself, oh, and aren't they going to be surprised.

No, I am who I am. Im not going to change for anybody.

I don't watch the show - only bits and pieces of all of them. The only one I sat through was the pilot.

And when I first came out from New York, I hadn't driven in a long time. Now I'm like Joe Speedster.