Everybody that you can think of that does comedy, I have met or worked with almost all of them.

Before I was a vegetarian, I traveled to South Africa and hung out there for a little bit. And they had different animals - did you know different parts of the world have different animals? Because I didn't until I got there! This is what being an American is like. You're like, "Every place has these animals."

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

Everybody that you can think of that does comedy, I have met or worked with almost all of them.

I am embarrassed to exist.

If I'm going one place, I want to feel like I can really get the whole vibe.