I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.

I am embarrassed to exist.

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

Everybody that you can think of that does comedy, I have met or worked with almost all of them.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.