It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

Who are my influences? Everybody.

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege.

I am embarrassed to exist.

I know more Australian people than I know New Zealand persons. I feel like there's a real gap in my education.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

Before I was a vegetarian, I traveled to South Africa and hung out there for a little bit. And they had different animals - did you know different parts of the world have different animals? Because I didn't until I got there! This is what being an American is like. You're like, "Every place has these animals."