Isn't it amazing how celebrity status preempts even the most ingrained hatreds?

If I were thin, I'd never say 'I am powerless over fudge.' a) I can't believe I actually ever said that. b) Which, of course, isn't to say that I do have any power over fudge. Particularly if it has nuts.

The universe is like a pension plan. It will match your investment.

Waiting, waiting, waiting. All my life, I've been waiting for my life to begin, as if somehow my life was ahead of me, and that someday I would arrive at it.

I placed over a thousand deaf people in jobs throughout my career working for the deaf.

I hate overweight, because it implies that there's a weight standard i should be adhering to

Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on