The world is full of people who all want the same thing, and you have to do a little something extra to make them remember you.

And if you were always spending your time getting over your past, how were you supposed to get on with your future?

You know what they say: A woman needs a man about as much as a fish needs a bicycle.

I can safely conclude that we are single because we want to be.

Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory

My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.

Meanwhile I'll probably see him again. That's how sick I am.