Man might have identified fire, but women identified the way to enjoy with it.

Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis?

Oh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution.

It was ironic, but when you scratched the surface, most successful men were working for one thing only--to retire--and the sooner the better. Whereas women were the complete opposite. She had never heard a woman say she was working so she could retire to a desert island or to live on a boat. It was probably, she thought, because most women didn't think they deserved to do nothing.

The heart wants what the heart wants

Rule number three: Best friends always think you deserve the best guy even if the best guy barely knows you exist.

And if you were always spending your time getting over your past, how were you supposed to get on with your future?