sometimes the best thing to do is to pretend it didn't happen

I think, when men tell women to lose weight, it's a diversion from their own lack of size in certain areas.

That's the difference between girls and women: Girls find men fascinating. Women know better.

Zizi was young and often confused about how to live his life, �and when he made a choice he clung to it with fierce resolve, �as if to beat his uncertainty into submission.

All men are a disappointment. No matter what anyone says.

Sometimes I want to be on 'The Real Housewives of New York.' I want to remind them to figure out how to get along and support each other.

So much of being a woman is telling lies