I love Chicago. I lived there briefly for three months and kept a boat under one of those space-age buildings. It was very Jetsons.

What I have yet to see is a real woman choose a younger man because he spent six hours a day at the gym trying to sculpt his abs.

She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but she didn't want to go home, either, because she was a tired of being lonely and she was a little drunk.

All those men who end up disappointing you. After a while, you don't even want to have feelings anymore. You just want to get on with your life.

Sometimes I want to be on 'The Real Housewives of New York.' I want to remind them to figure out how to get along and support each other.

There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh

Ever since I can remember I was telling stories and had a huge interest in other people and what made them tick.