Sometimes I think all the trouble in the world is caused by men. If there were no men, women would always be happy. ~Carrie

Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis?

All those men who end up disappointing you. After a while, you don't even want to have feelings anymore. You just want to get on with your life.

sometimes the best thing to do is to pretend it didn't happen

Rule number three: Best friends always think you deserve the best guy even if the best guy barely knows you exist.

He leans over and kisses me. And suddenly, my life splits in two: before and after.

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.