I didn't want it to be this way." "Yes, you did," she said, "because it is." "I just want to be with someone normal," he said. "I just want to have a normal life." "Excuse me," she said. "You're a little crazy," he said. "You're too old to act the way you do. You've got to grow up. You've got to take care of yourdelf. I'm afraid for you. You can't think that people are going to take care of you all the time.

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory

I always thought that there was a really good chance that I wasn't going to get married.

Man might have identified fire, but women identified the way to enjoy with it.

If you smile, even if you’re feeling bad, the action of the muscles will trick your brain into thinking you’re happy

So much of being a woman is telling lies