- I don't want to be a writer so I can write about my life. I want to be a writer to escape from it. + Then you shouldn't be a writer.

The only way to look at men is like they're electrons. They have all these charges sticking out, and they're always looking for a hole where they can put those charges.

I'm certainly not going to put my life on hold for him.

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.

That's the difference between girls and women: Girls find men fascinating. Women know better.

It's always the people who don't want things who get them.

Retribution is tricky. . . . The insult isn't usually worth the risk of punishment. And eventually one learns that karma has a surprising way of taking care of these situations. All you have to do is sit back and watch.